Google image searching for Fearne Cotton but accidentally typing Fern Britton.
The picture above is not me.
I'm 28 and from England.
A man of simple pleasures;
Tunes. Batman comics. Video games. Yorkshire Tea. Cigarettes. Alcohol. Being out of my mind. Hairspray. Bracelets. Dirty trainers. Frayed jeans. Nice shirts. Aftershave. Action movies. Weekends.
I'm coasting through life. I don't want drama. I don't want worries. I'm happy as long as my iPod is fully charged, and my headphones are working correctly.