In an effort to sort out all the bad karma I am almost certainly due because of nefarious past deeds, I’m going to attempt to tackle the problem head on by periodically apologising for them in my blog. They’re in no particular order; not chronological, nor in terms of severity. They’re just appearing in the order they pop into my head.

Apology #6

This one time me and a girl were in Queens and we were on the dancefloor busting some moves. Well, she was. I was being cool and laid back and that sipping my pint of Stella. Anyway, we were like kissing and that while Zombie Nation was on or something, as the kids did back then, and then, and I don’t know why I did it, but I felt the arse of this girl who was stood next to me. It’s not something I’m proud of. I mean, she was tidy. But it’s not really cricket is it, while you’re making moves on some other broad (mine was not as nice).

Anyway, the girl got annoyed because obviously some fucking lout had just grabbed her arse, and obviously it couldn’t have been me because I was already kissing a girl yeah, and so she whacked some guy who hadn’t even done anything because she thought it was him and then I felt a bit bad. Then I slipped this girl the finger a bit later on and I felt better. But then the next day I remembered she was awful and I felt worse again.

Yeah, so I’m sorry I touched you up girl, and I’m sorry to that guy who got a clip, and I’m sorry to the girl who I was with, and I’m sorry to myself for the girl who I was with.

:)

Unrelated Fun Fact: Did you know it was the band that was called Zombie Nation and not the song? The song was called Kernkraft 400. People just assume it’s called Zombie Nation because the lyrics go, “Zombie. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie Nation” over and over again, forever. See, you’ve learned something from my blog. Unless you already knew that tidbit of information, then you haven’t learned anything, in which case, here’s a link to a picture of a radical skateboarder dog:

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/radical-poodle-sunglass-dog-skateboard.jpg