In an effort to sort out all the bad karma I am almost certainly due because of nefarious past deeds, I’m going to attempt to tackle the problem head on by periodically apologising for them in my blog. They’re in no particular order; not chronological, nor in terms of severity. They’re just appearing in the order they pop into my head.

Apology #4

This one time I was texting my ex-girlfriend and it was all sweet and stuff. And then I sent her a text asking what her favourite thing in the world was because I knew she’d say me. It wasn’t being big headed, I just knew she would. Anyway, sure enough, she replied and said “You” and then asked me what my favourite thing in the world was and I replied “Computer games”.

Sorry. I don’t even know why I did it.

:)