February 2012
29 posts
4 tags
3 tags
2 tags
A definition: Passion Killer
Google image searching for Fearne Cotton but accidentally typing Fern Britton.
24 tags
Four things that make True Lies one of the...
I know what you’re thinking.
“How does he know what I’m thinking?”
I also know what you were thinking before that.
“True Lies? Sure, it may be an adrenaline fueled roller coaster ride of thrills, laughs and spills, but one of the greatest movies ever made? Behave!”
Well allow me to put your mind at ease. That reaction is involuntary. It’s programmed...
4 tags
9 tags
Oh hey nobody told me The Brit Awards were on...
How did I only just find out the Brits were on tonight? I just had a look at the website to check out the nominees. Good golly, Miss Molly. It looks like another great show this year.
My predictions:
1. Instead of watching The Brit awards I crack open a bottle of wine, casually smoke a cigarette, and watch a film on DVD. I will possibly have a bag of peanuts or something to go with it. It will...
11 tags
Trying to sort out my Karma: Apology #8
In an effort to sort out all the bad karma I am almost certainly due because of nefarious past deeds, I’m going to attempt to tackle the problem head on by periodically apologising for them in my blog. They’re in no particular order; not chronological, nor in terms of severity. They’re just appearing in the order they pop into my head.
Apology #8
I remember when I was at school, and this one...
4 tags
2 tags
“And I know they buried her body with others,
Her sister and mother and...”
2 tags
30 tags
Mixtape #1: The Sincerest Form of Flattery
This is my first mixtape I’m uploading, and I thought for my first theme I’d pick covers. I really like covers. I’m not talking Westlife covering Unchained Melody. I mean hearing something you know, and quite often love, in a new and different way. Sort of like looking at something familiar from a different angle. Most of the songs are famous, but some of the renditions take the...
12 tags
Mixtapes>MixCDs>MP3sina.RAR>PlaylistsonyouriPod...
I sit here having just constructed a playlist on my iPod. The theme, loose as it was, was a sort of riot grrrl/alt. rock/whatever hybrid; the sort of thing that let’s me get away with putting The Breeders, The Slits, QueenAdreena and Bratmobile all in the same place for my listening pleasure. And after finishing this playlist, it sent my mind back to a time long ago. A time before my iPod...
2 tags
6 tags
3 tags
Trying to sort out my Karma: Apology #7
In an effort to sort out all the bad karma I am almost certainly due because of nefarious past deeds, I’m going to attempt to tackle the problem head on by periodically apologising for them in my blog. They’re in no particular order; not chronological, nor in terms of severity. They’re just appearing in the order they pop into my head.
Apology #7
One time I went out on a night out, and I ended...
5 tags
6 tags
5 tags
2 tags
20 tags
The Post-Pinkerton Problem: AKA, When Good Bands...
Nothing lasts forever. Nothing. It’s a bit of a double edged sword, I think. On the one hand, we know that everything we know will surely one day perish. Every person, every place, every memory and movie and song. Every held hand, every kiss, every silent embrace. Everything we have ever loved will one day return to zero, be it by death, the trumpets sounding on Judgement Day, or the...
8 tags
2 tags
5 tags
I've written a poem...
This is a poem I wrote. It’s called “Time”. 1.15am. Cold and dark. Concrete hides the ghosts of a thousand trees. A silouhette emerging, From the mouth of a steel beast. 1.20am Cold and dark. Like his namesake der Depperte, but confined to all fours. The silver chariot, Closes vertical doors. 1.21am Cold and dark. Doc Brown says, “When this baby hits 88, you’re gonna...
11 tags
Trying to sort out my Karma: Apology #6
In an effort to sort out all the bad karma I am almost certainly due because of nefarious past deeds, I’m going to attempt to tackle the problem head on by periodically apologising for them in my blog. They’re in no particular order; not chronological, nor in terms of severity. They’re just appearing in the order they pop into my head.
Apology #6
This one time me and a girl were in Queens and we...
8 tags
18 tags
Films That I Watched Just Because There's A Fit...
It’s easy to be led astray by a pretty face. It’s even easier to be led astray by a pretty face if it’s attached to killer tits. Like not actually attached. Because that would be fucked up. But all part of the same person attached. Yeah. Pretty faces can lead a man to do things he wouldn’t normally do. They can make you act out of character. This makes pretty faces...
1 tag
Vincent: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?
Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife.
16 tags
The characters I love #1: Jack Bauer...
From: 24
Quote: “Let’s get something straight, kid. The only reason you’re still conscious is because I don’t want to carry you. Now get in the van.”
Loves: Kim. Striking fear into the hearts of terrorists. Hurting terrorists. Arresting terrorists. Killing terrorists. Making terrorists pay. Torturing terrorists. Anything involving terrorists not winning. America....
10 tags
Trying to sort out my karma: Apology #5
In an effort to sort out all the bad karma I am almost certainly due because of nefarious past deeds, I’m going to attempt to tackle the problem head on by periodically apologising for them in my blog. They’re in no particular order; not chronological, nor in terms of severity. They’re just appearing in the order they pop into my head.
Apology #5
One time I was at my ex-girlfriends house and she...